Corrupt a wish

[Darkzellz 0]

When you enter the full dive, you are forever trapped mentally in that one game/movie/video/whatever you planned to do. At least updates will still apply they just take days to finish for you!

 

I wish I could manage to save money for my own laptop finally, instead of spending most of it on gas. 

[tim4242 1]

But the laptop runs on even more gas.

 

I wish this mod would overtake ComputerCraft as the most used computer mod in minecraft.

[jhagrid77 4]

But then CC dies and OC has no more updates.

 

I wish the world was worse.

[Rahph 1]

But then you would be dead

 

I wish my ISP wasn't retarded

[Lizzian 46]

But your kerbals spontainiously die midflight, meaning your ship is not controllable.

 

I wish i could teleport

[tim4242 1]

Well it turns out the hard part about teleportation is controlling where to teleport to.

 

I wish automated cars where the norm because getting hit by them hurts.

[lurquhar1221 0]

But they moved at a speed of 1cm/hr.

I wish for my programs to work first try.

[byteoflogic 0]

But they crash on the second try. And the third try. Ad infinitum.

 

I wish for omniscience.

 

Note: @Lizzy Trickster He said ISP (Internet Service Provider), not KSP (Kerbal Space Program) 

 

 

[Lizzian 46]

But as a result you know everyones dirty desires

I wish i could turn invisible

Note: Derp

[william341 0]

But as a result you know everyones dirty desires

I wish i could turn invisible

Note: Derp

Granted, but your wish will be stolen.

 

I wish I could shape shift.

[kreezxil 1]

Granted, but you can only shape shift into inanimate objects.

 

I wish there were more apps in Open Computers than there are Operating Systems.

[jhagrid77 4]

Granted, but you can only shape shift into inanimate objects.

 

I wish there were more apps in Open Computers than there are Operating Systems.

Granted but they never get updated.

 

I wish we had a more active forum.

[tim4242 1]

Active, yes. But only in russian.

I wish these wishes actually became true.

[Lizzian 46]

Granted but it would cost you 100$ per wish

 

I wish I had a TARDIS

[miyoyo 2]

Granted, but it's mentally challenged.

 

I Wish I had more ingram portals/pokémon go gyms near me

[etopsirhc 0]

Granted, but gps functions are not available in your area.

 

i wish i had unlimited resources.

[Ledemoman 0]

Granted, but they someone dies every time they are used

 

I wish someone would make an artificial intelligence with opencomputers

[TheCoolCatto 0]

 

On 10/12/2016 at 7:45 AM, etopsirhc said:

Granted, but gps functions are not available in your area.

 

i wish i had unlimited resources.

granted, but you have to use them all.

 

[bioscreeper 0]

Granted, but you can no longer corrupt people's wishes.

I wish for this command to be performed: Do not corrupt wishes

[TheCoolCatto 0]

On 12/25/2023 at 4:40 PM, bioscreeper said:

Granted, but you can no longer corrupt people's wishes.

I wish for this command to be performed: Do not corrupt wishes

Granted, but wishes no longer exist

 

i wish minecraft mods worked for every version.

[bioscreeper 0]

On 12/28/2023 at 6:53 AM, TheCoolCatto said:

Granted, but wishes no longer exist

 

i wish minecraft mods worked for every version.

Granted, but all minecraft mods are generated by AI and are of low quality

I wish Apple would make repairable hardware